Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Journeying Out There with Interstellar

"You need to see it on a big screen." That was the word on Interstellar, Christopher Nolan's sci-fi opus - his tip of the hat to 2001: A Space Odyssey. With Nolan involved, this would be a work of genuine cinema, hearkening back to the roadshow Cinerama epics that Nolan grew up with.

Life (and a three-hour running time) made getting to see Interstellar a challenge, but there was still one local theater where it was still showing, and in 35 mm, no less. Nolan is a Champion of film over digital, so this was my fish-or-cut-bait moment.

And make no mistake, Interstellar is a genuine epic. A journey through a wormhole to the other side of the universe, with the fate of humanity hanging in the balance. The canvas doesn't get much bigger than that.

There are a lot of surprises and mysteries in Interstellar, so I'm going to try to stay spoiler-free here, in case your circumstances have you waiting for home video.

In the near future, Earth's environment has made food production beyond difficult. Crop blight and colossal dirt storms are the bane of farmers like Cooper (Matthew McConaughey), a widower with two kids who used to be a NASA test pilot. Nolan doesn't show us any future-scapes or much in the way of tech that makes this near future any different than the one we inhabit now. What we see is The Grapes of Wrath. The entire planet's become a dust bowl, science having evidently taken such a back seat that school text books have now been "corrected" to describe the moon landings as an elaborate hoax. References are also made to there being no more armies, possibly the most far-fetched suspension of disbelief in the film.

Circumstances conspire to bring Cooper together with the secret remnants of NASA, (led by Michael Caine) who've been working in the shadows on an immense project to send ships into a recently discovered wormhole in the orbit of Saturn - a gateway to another galaxy. Caine convinces Cooper to join other astronauts on a key mission through the wormhole in the hope of confirming a planet that could serve as a new start for mankind. The problem is that this voyage will take years, with slim chance that the crew will ever see their loved ones on Earth again. The parental angst and grief over the choice to leave family in the name of a greater good provides Nolan with some of his most intimate and emotional work yet. The relationship between Cooper and his daughter Murph (Mackenzie Foy) makes for some of the strongest scenes in the film. Foy is tremendous and their scenes together give real humanity to the consequence and loss at stake against the seemingly inevitable forces of distance and relativity. Parental sacrifice for one's children is a major theme in Interstellar and it makes for an emotional and painful parting from which there may be no healing.
















Once the journey into space begins, the pace quickens and the stakes escalate. Interstellar is all about the choices we make, and Cooper and his fellow astronauts are faced with the dilemma of exploring several potential new home worlds, with the caveat that each exploration will add years to their time away from loved ones and Earth. Those are brutal stakes to contemplate. Scientist Anne Hathaway is McConaughey's devil's advocate in the decision process, as they attempt to weigh the pros and cons.

I'll leave the rest of the plot on the other end of the wormhole for you to discover.

Interstellar is a film that depicts technology, science and space flight with tremendous fealty to realism and believability. It's also a story that asks the audience to be willing to make some leaps equivalent to those of the film's wormhole-exploring astronauts. For the most part, I was willing to suspend my disbelief and go through the doors Nolan opened. Not everyone will be so inclined. If you were someone who took issue with the plot and void of explanations in Prometheus, I suspect you're going to have similar problems here.

My biggest issues with the film involved the reliance on so much expository dialogue to explain what was happening and advance the story. The characters have a lot of explaining to do, and as the film unfolds. there's often more telling than showing. Also, the score by Hans Zimmer channels a lot of Philip Glass, creating an almost dirge-like monotone at times, and a mood that makes for a much more somber and depressing experience than was probably the goal. Films like Gravity and Europa Report are both easier on the audience, and ultimately a lot more fun.

Still, there is tremendous heart, vision and emotion at work here. Interstellar works hard to infuse equal parts poetry and soul alongside its scientific loft and thematic heft. Nolan's a visionary, and he's done a great job at infusing the films that shaped him (2001, Close Encounters and even Planet of the Apes) into his own unique vision, fueled by the message that it's our heart as well as our will that defines us and may ultimately be what saves us. It will take more than one viewing to properly assess Interstellar, but I'm looking forward to that next viewing. Nolan's epic deserves to be seen and should be appreciated on its own terms.

Sunday, December 28, 2014

The Babadook Comes Knocking

The best horror films are all about metaphor and subtext. They aren't just trying to scare us, but have something to say about what it is that scares us.                                                                                                                                                             Get ready to meet writer-director Jennifer Kent. With The Babadook, she's crafted one of freshest, most timeless and disturbing horror films in the last couple of decades.                                                                                                                 Amelia (Essie Davis) is a widow trying to cope with raising her seven-year-old son Samuel (Noah Wiseman) by herself, always feeling inadequate or judged by other moms, afraid that she's unable to communicate with Samuel or help him dispel his phobia of a boogeyman creature that he's convinced lives in their house - The Babadook - from a story he discovered in a popup book. As Samuel grows more fearful, his behavior grows more extreme, even devising a series of weapons to protect himself and his mom from this fear in the darkness.

Kent is dealing with every parent's most primal fears of feeling unable to protect their children from what's out there, while creating a story that resonates with the suppressed parental dreads of autism, depression, fear that the world sees your child as different or broken, sleep deprivation, mental illness and emotional isolation. I can't decide if single parents should immediately seek this film out or avoid it like the plague.

The Babadook was made in Australia on a very low budget. The cinematography is phenomenal, with a moody, near black and white vibe that echoes dreamlike near realities from David Lynch to F.W. Murnau.

Jennifer Kent references horror tropes but never resorts to cheap shocks or cliche. There's a timeless, subconscious terror to her story that comes from a place of deep compassion for her characters and their struggles. To what degree the dread of The Babadook is real  or imagined is something Kent leaves in the shadows, but she's a striking new filmmaker with a voice that's got to be heard. It's not just the best horror film in ages, it's one of the best movies of the year. Don't miss it. 

In addition to limited theatrical release, The Babdook is also available for home video on Amazon Instant Video and cable OnDemand.

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Joyeux Noël and Merry Christmas!

A big sentimental wish for joy to all of you out there! Thanks for stopping in and spending time for a quick read throught the year! May your holidays be joyous and your prospects bright! Have a wonderful Christmas!

Monday, December 22, 2014

"Will you follow me, one last time?" The Hobbit trilogy concludes

We come to it at last. After two previous chapters that were at times uneven and overlong, with The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, director Peter Jackson has delivered a much leaner, more satisfying war epic that feels far more like the earlier Lord of the Rings films than either of the earlier installments.

The action picks up immediately where The Desolation of Smaug ended, with the vengeful fire drake unleashing flames and fury upon the residents of Lake Town. Now that Thorin has reclaimed Erebor, he fears all of Middle-earth will descend on the mountain fortress, hungry for the dwarves' ancestral treasure. With a strong nod to The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Thorin succumbs to the dragon sickness, consumed by greed and paranoia.

Poor Bilbo is caught in the middle and tries to help Thorin come to his senses. The tension builds quickly as vying forces converge on Erebor. Bard and the men of Lake Town, along with Thranduil and a force of elves, while the vile Azog positions his legions of orcs and goblins.

I'm happy to say it - I was delighted and thrilled by this movie. There's a great scene where Saruman and Galadriel join forces to rescue Gandalf, and it's awesome. Saruman's clearly been taking his Centrum Silver, as he spryly mops the floor with his evil opponents.

The bulk of the film is the titular battle, when armies collide outside of Erebor, as Jackson stages a worthy companion piece to his epic Pellenor Fields battle from The Return of the King. The action is amazing and Jackson unleashes a complete bestiary of horrific monsters, colossal worms and numerous behemoth cave trolls, each more bizarre and lumbering than the last. It all builds to a phenomenal series of clashes high atop a frozen waterfall, giving us some of the most gripping and immediate fighting scenes of the entire saga. Azog is truly a horrifying and terrible foe.


Orlando Bloom returns to his antigravity glory as Legolas (perhaps now a bit more fuller of face) and the audience loves it. Those who took issue with Jackon's additions in previous films may have cause to rethink things a bit here. We see very clearly why Tauriel was added and her feelings for dwarf Kili become a major part of this story. The Battle of the Five Armies isn't just a war movie, it's an anti war movie. I'd argue that at the heart of this story, Jackson is being more than true to the message J.R.R. Tolkien cared about telling the most - that war is a terrible wast of life, and that there is no greater treasure on this earth than being in your own garden with acorns to plant and tales to tell.

It does feel like there is likely plenty that Jackson's holding back for the inevitable Extended Edition blu-rays. The chariot on the ice we glimpsed in the trailer isn't even seen here. The one scene that feels a bit off occurs when Thorin is grappling with doubt over his choices and we hear voice after voice of characters from previous scenes conveying their fears, echoing in his mind. It goes on way too long to the point that it feels like a parody of the cinematic device. But that's a pretty minor carp. That, and the anachronistic moment when a dwarf goes all Jax Teller and exclaims, "I got this."

To the overwhelming degree, Peter Jackson has delivered a magnificent and truly satisfying conclusion to his epic Hobbit trilogy. It brings things to a close in a way that honors Tolkien and gives moviegoers a truly old fashioned dose of epic adventure. As Billy Boyd's stunning end titles song begins to play, we realize we really are saying a final goodbye to Middle-earth, and it's an emotional - and truly worthy - farewell. Highly recommended.

Monday, December 15, 2014

Star Wars character names and the last dragon

The creative folks at Star Wars: The Force Awakens found a clever way to reveal some of the new character names - in the style of the original Topps trading cards, courtesy of Entertainment Weekly.

That new lightsaber wielder is Kylo Ren



















Stormtrooper John Boyega is Finn



















Daisy Ridley is Rey



















X-wing pilot Oscar Isaac is Poe Dameron



















...and the ball droid has been christened BB-8



















New names for the ever expanding lexicon of that galaxy far, far away.


Also, as we prepare ourselves for the final installment of The Hobbit, Tolkien superfan Stephen Colbert managed to interview Smaug himself last week - some good bits lie within:

Monday, December 8, 2014

New Figure Alert: Better Call Saul!

Something new to piss off Florida Mom - your very own Saul Goodman action figure! Mezco is at it again, and will be adding Saul to their Breaking Bad lineup this June, hot on the heels of this spring's release of Gus Fring - both regular and extra crispy. Mezco has been dead-on with their likenesses lately. Here's hoping we'll be seeing a Mike Ehrmantraut figure, too - especially since Mike looks to be appearing in the new Better Call Saul prequel series, premiering February 8th:


Sunday, December 7, 2014

AWESOME SNL Star Wars trailer

Why weren't any of the Original Trilogy cast members featured in the Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer? The good folks at Saturday Night Live explain it for you:




Friday, December 5, 2014

Star Trek 3: Orci out! Wright at bat?

Big doings on Star Trek 3. 
Script problems, fan reaction and the fact that he's never actually directed a film before have commingled to oust Roberto Orci from helming the next Trek outing.

Paramount must be scrambling, as the film is slated to release in 2016 as part of the franchise's 50th Anniversary. So if the script's getting tossed out, there could be a warp core breach. You're not gonna make it to 2016 on impulse power, gang - you need a capable new Captain, and fast.

The good news is that the front-runner is Edgar Wright! The Cornetto fan fave recently left Ant-man over creative differences, and the idea of his sensibilities set loose in the Trek universe is a giddy concept to consider! 
Plus, I hear he has a history with Simon "Scotty" Pegg...

All rumor and wishful thinking at this point, but Paramount will have to go to warp very, very soon, so expect an update in the very near future! 

Stephen King's It goes True Detective - Send in the Clowns!

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This should be a wild one. Director Cary Fukunaga of HBO's True Detective will be helming a new adaptation of Stephen King's It for producer Dan Lin.

Fukunaga is a spectacular choice, as anyone who's seen True Detective will attest, the guy has a dark, dark sensibility and can direct the hell out of actors. The team plans to begin prep this March for a summer start date. Lin explains that the story is too big for one film, so the plan will be to split It into two features. The original two-part miniseries aired on ABC in 1990, with a TV-centric cast including Richard Thomas, Harry Anderson, John Ritter, Tim Reid, Richard Masur and standout Tim Curry as Pennywise the Clown.

Like other filmmakers mounting new King adaptations, Fukunaga and Lin wisely sought the blessing of the man himself before proceeding: "We didn't want to make this unless he felt it was the right way to go," Lin explained. "...and when we sent him the script, the response that Cary got back was, 'Go with God, please! This is the version the studio should make.' So that was really gratifying."

Thursday, December 4, 2014

Bond 24 is Spectre!


In what has to be one if the strongest nods to the original films, Sam Mendes and the Bond 24 team revealed the new film's title: Spectre. Or maybe that's SPECTRE, as the name is an acronym for the worldwide criminal organization first revealed in Dr. No:



Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion. Whose Number One of course was Bond nemesis Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

Mendes revealed the cast will include Monica Bellucci, Lea Seydoux, Dave Bautista, Andrew Scott (Sherlock's Moriarty) and Christoph Waltz, as a character named Oberhauser, though widely rumored to actually be Blofeld himself. The new title certainly seems to cement that possibility.

Naomie Harris, Ralph Fiennes, Ben Whishaw and Rory Kinnear will also be returning to the cast.

Mendes also unveiled Bond's new Aston Martin DB 10.
The plot sees "a cryptic message from Bond's past send him on a trail to uncover a sinister organization. 
While M battles political forces to keep the secret service alive, Bond peels back the layers of deceit to reveal the terrible truth behind Spectre."
Spectre will shoot at Pinewood Studios and on location in London, Mexico City, Rome and Tangier and Erfoud, in Morocco.
Bond will be seeing some alpine action this outing (Oberhauser supposedly the name of Bond's former ski instructor), lensing in Solden, along with other Austrian locations, Obertilliach, and Lake Altaussee.
"All of them are amazing places," said Mendes. "I'm very excited to be going to these locations over seven months, which is how long we'll be shooting."
Spectacular title choice! This cast and a return to the Bond threat of legend inspires tremendous confidence. Spectre opens on November 6th, 2015.



Wednesday, December 3, 2014

"Omar Comin'!" ...in Hi-Def!

More good news from HBO. They've remastered all five seasons of the critically acclaimed, Peabody Award-winning series, The Wire. 

All 60 episodes of the urban Baltimore saga will debut in 16 x 9 full frame high definition on HBO Signature and HBO Go beginning the day after Christmas, with the complete series arriving on blu-ray this summer. 

Creator David Simon (a former police reporter) has been closely involved with the restoration and conversion of the original 4:3 standard def episodes to 16 x 9 HD, as the show was shot on 35 mm with a gritty, documentary style that Simon feared might lose something in the sandblasting upgrade to high-def.

The Wire depicts individuals caught up in the many shades of gray that inhabit the institutions of crime, police, labor, politics and schools. If you've never seen it...wow - are you in for a treat. 
No hype - it's one of the greatest shows of all time.

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

December Cornucopia! Bond, Buzz and lots of Big Doings!

Mark your calendars - by the time we wake up here in the states Thursday morning, we'll all know the title of Bond 24! 

At 11:00 AM GMT (3:00 AM Pacific) the Bond team will host a live web stream and satellite feed from the 007 stage at Pinewood Studios, revealing the full cast and film title. Exciting times!







Awards season is right around the corner and the critics are weighing-in. Yesterday the New York Film Critics awards gave top honors to Richard Linklater's Boyhood,  a film shot over a decade to show the passage of time in a boy's life from 5 to 18. Linklater also won best director and best supporting actress went to Patricia Arquette. Timothy Spall won best actor for Mr. Turner, with Marion Cotillard for her roles in The Immigrant and Two Days, One Night. Actor J.K. Simmons took home the best supporting actor prize for his work in Whiplash. 

Today the National Board of Review selected J.C. Chandor's A Most Violent Year as best film of the year, starring Oscar Isaac, who tied for best actor along with Michael Keaton for Birdman. Jessica Chastain won also won best supporting for A Most Violent Year, which chronicles an immigrant's struggle to protect his business and family in 1981 New York. Julianne Moore won best actress for Still Alice, Edward Norton picked up best supporting for Birdman and best director went to Clint Eastwood for American Sniper. 

At the Gotham Independent Film Awards, Birdman snagged best picture, as well as best actor for Michael Keaton.


Also, you'll want to set your DVR tonight for 8:00 Pacific as ABC premieres their latest Pixar follow-up, Toy Story That Time Forgot, which sees Buzz, Woody and the gang tussling with a group of battling dinosaur action figures. Last year's Toy Story of Terror was terrific, so if this new one's half as good, it should be sure to please.


Sopranos on Amazon: an offer you can't refuse!

Black Friday and Cyber Monday have some fuzzy boundaries these days, but among the many sudden short-window deals, there's one today on Amazon that is pretty fantastic: The Sopranos: The Complete Series on blu-ray - all 28 discs of the landmark HBO crime saga for an insanely low $109.99, the deal expiring tonight around midnight Pacific time.

This set only just debuted on November 4th, as HBO had previously only released seasons one and six, oddly. Evidently they decided to abandon individual season releases (for now) and opted to release them all at once in one big fat calzone. You get all six seasons, a veritable stromboli of audio commentaries, new archival footage, deleted scenes, roundtable cast interviews, as well as a two-part interview with series mastermind David Chase. You'll never find this cheaper and it may well go out of print, so my advice is swallow, click and save yourself about 170 bucks.

We'll be back later with Bond news, critic's prizes and some must-see viewing on tonight's TV. Check back later in the day, after you've paid your respects to Tony and the gang.

Monday, December 1, 2014

GMA Underwhelms


Talk about a whole lotta nothing - Good Morning America's "exclusive" on Star Wars turned out to be nothing but a tepid description of the trailer's contents, followed by confirmation that the voice of the narrator heard in the trailer was in fact Andy Serkis, something the rest of the world knew last week. The nature of his role remains a mystery. It's said the be pivotal, although without a lot of screen time - it's also been rumored that Serkis has two roles, presumably similar to Benedict Cumberbatch's work for The Hobbit, one role likely being motion-capture? 

Nothing is definitive, other than the trailer's popularity during the Thanksgiving weekend, as it's been seen by an estimated 40 million people at this point.

Go back to your lives, citizens...

Sunday, November 30, 2014

December will bring some big announcements

A new month is arriving, and there should be plenty of news to get us talking very soon.

Tomorrow morning there will be a segment on Good Morning America (on Disney-owned ABC) revealing exclusive new details of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, so we're getting more info hot on the heels of last week's trailer. 
Stay tuned.

And given that Bond 24 starts principal photography this coming Saturday, we should expect a press conference sometime this week which will finally reveal the film's title. 

Plus, it's Cyber Monday, so who knows what else might happen? 

Meet you back here tomorrow!

Friday, November 28, 2014

First Trailer! Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Here we have it! Short, eye-catching, while giving away very little. Which I much prefer, rather than having the entire plot sketched out for me. What do you think, gang? Still over a year away!





Wednesday, November 19, 2014

FX lands Tom Hardy for 19th Century adventure series

The folks at FX aren't afraid of taking chances or going after top talent. The channel has ordered an adventure series starring and created by Tom Hardy (with his father Chips Hardy) called Taboo. Set in 1813, the series follows adventurer James Keziah Delaney as he returns from Africa with a fortune in diamonds, determined to build his own shipping and trade empire against the East India Company, after the death of his father.

With Sons of Anarchy and Justified concluding, the channel is developing new content to maintain their edgy appeal to the core demographics. In addition to their recent success with Fargo, FX is also developing Hoke with Paul Giamatti as a Miami detective in the mid 1980's (from the novels of Charles Willeford), The Bastard Executioner, from Sons creator Kurt Sutter, and series versions of From Hell and American Psycho, which will be given the Fargo reinvention treatment.

FX honcho John Landgraf is planning quite the slate. Here's hoping period sagas like Taboo and Bastard Executioner deliver better than The Strain, which quickly grew tiresome, despite Corey Stoll and Guillermo del Toro. Taboo is executive produced by Ridley Scott and written by Steven Knight (Dirty Pretty Things), and should debut in 2016.

Saturday, November 15, 2014

The Black Series goes to Hoth!

One of the few bright spots for Star Wars collectors over the last couple of years has been Hasbro's new Black Series collection, the highlight of which has been the six inch range of figures. There have been several waves so far, and for the most part, the choices and quality have been really excellent.

Hasbro just let Black Series fans know they're about to get their Empire on, with new photos of fan favorites Hoth Luke Skywalker and Wampa snowmonster, as well as Han Solo with trusty (and stinky) Tauntaun steed. The wave rounds out with bounty hunter Bossk and Han Solo in Stormtrooper disguise.

This should help fans get through the drought until December of next year when Episode VII The Force Awakens figures arrive. Looking good, they are.


Friday, November 14, 2014

At last! Space: 1999 Season Two coming to blu-ray!

Okay, this post is for a very small and enthusiastic population of our readership, but if you're part of that segment, WOW! At long last, Season Two of Gerry Anderson's oft maligned yet much beloved Space: 1999 is coming to blu-ray in 2015.

The first season was pretty spectacular, surreal, daffy and very serious. The second season saw the arrival of a new U.S. producer to "liven things up," and added new elements such as Maya the metamorph (Catherine Schell) who could transform into anything; Barry Morse was replaced with Tony Anholt, a livelier younger member of Moonbase Alpha; the wardrobe got a zingier leisure suit upgrade and the aliens and plots became even more fantastic. The first season has been out on blu for a while, and while Season Two is pretty goofy - sometimes even laughable - most fans have a real soft spot for it. And one thing both seasons of this zany cult classic have in common are sensational special effects.

Network Distributing will be releasing season two in about a year, but to whet your appetites, they are releasing a special disc of the two-part "Bringers of Wonder" episode this December. Take note that this is only a Region B release (Hi, pals in the UK), but hopefully it will also be released here in the states as well - season two in its entirety definitely is, so here's hoping.

Starring American actors Martin Landau and Barbara Bain and produced by Supermarionation Thunderbirds and UFO mastermind Gerry Anderson, Space: 1999 was the next leap forward after the original Star Trek and was oh so ever a child of the seventies. If you've never seen this show, you really owe it to yourself to discover it. I can't wait for this to make its way here.

Have a taste of season two, here in the official second season trailer...

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Has Bond 24 found its villain? YES!


Two-time Oscar winner Christoph Waltz has joined the cast of the still untitled Bond 24. While his role has yet to be revealed, it's said to be significant and the film has yet to announce a primary adversary. Recently cast Dave Bautista is thought to be more of an uber henchman, a la Oddjob, so there is a high likelihood that the incomparable Waltz is going to join the pantheon of great Bond villains, sending Bond 24 into the stratosphere. 

Now, for that title...

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

NECA Lays Down the Law for Apes Fans!

"Ape Shall Never Kill Ape!" NECA continues their love for the original Planet of the Apes films! With wave 2 due in January, these crazy cats are encouraging display-building on an epic level with a massive statue of The Lawgiver - the Greatest Ape - whose wisdom formed the very tenets of Ape culture.

At a full 12 inches, he towers over the 6-7 inch Ape figures, made from cold cast hand-painted resin. Like many such accessories, the Lawgiver is getting a single production run, so when he's gone, he's gone. The Sacred Scrolls advise you to pre-order while you can! Lest you see those dreaded words, "Pre-sold out!"








Japanese toy company Medicom took a stab at the Lawgiver a few years ago, but he was much smaller, mere shoulders taller than General Ursus!

















These new statues are much more humbling, right, Dr. Zaius?




Tuesday, November 11, 2014

"Listen up, Screwheads" - Evil Dead's Ash To Return As Series!

You can't keep a good man down. 33 years ago, Sam Raimi unleashed Bruce Campbell on the world, with The Evil Dead, and now after two sequels and a feature "reimagining," Ash will return to wield boomstick and vanquish the forces of darkness on the Starz cable channel in a series of 10 half-hour episodes:

“Bruce Campbell will be reprising his role as Ash, the stock boy, aging lothario and chainsaw-handed monster hunter who has spent the last 30 years avoiding responsibility, maturity and the terrors of the Evil Dead. When a Deadite plague threatens to destroy all of mankind, Ash is finally forced to face his demons –personal and literal. Destiny, it turns out, has no plans to release the unlikely hero from its ‘Evil’ grip."

Sam Raimi will exec produce the series and direct the pilot episode. Bruce Campell certainly makes it sound like the right mix: "I’m really excited to bring this series to the Evil Dead fans worldwide — it’s going to be everything they have been clamoring for: serious deadite ass-kicking and plenty of outrageous humor."

We don't have long to wait, either - the Ash vs. Evil Dead series debuts in 2015!

Saturday, November 8, 2014

Wahlberg is Steve Austin: B is for Bionic - and Billion!

Mark Wahlberg will re-team with his Lone Survivor director Peter Berg in the role of Steve Austin, the world's first bionic man, The Weinstein Company has re-titled TV's The Six Million Dollar Man into the adjusted-for-inflation Six Billion Dollar Man. This is one of those projects that's been in development for years. Universal had a screenplay working in 1995 from Kevin Smith, who went on to adapt it into an ongoing title at Dynamite Comics. Then in 2004, Jim Carrey attempted to position a more comedic take on the franchise, which failed to materialize.

Berg is an interesting choice as director, with plenty of action films on his CV, including Hancock and Battleship. How Berg and Wahlberg approach Six Million is the big question. Will they be tempted to take the material in a more comedic, campy tone? Will their respective Hancock and Ted experiences bleed into Steve Austin? Lone Survivor was deadly serious. The hope is that any humor (which admittedly may be hard to avoid) will be minimal, and in support of a straight-up action approach. "Reinventing" Steve Austin a la 21 Jump Street is the wrong way to go.

The original novels (Cyborg being the first) and the first few seasons of the series were fairly sober action adventure. Steve Austin is a test pilot, horribly injured in the crash of an experimental plane, who wakes up missing both legs, and arm and one eye. He's refitted with advanced bionic components giving him superior strength and speed, the co-pay for which involves being a special agent for the government. It's always been a great premise, and Wahlberg has been looking for an action franchise that doesn't leave him playing second fiddle to Optimus Prime.

If Berg and Wahlberg can take a James Bond approach with Six Billion, and infuse enough humor to make Austin a likable character, while delivering slam-bang action, Steve Austin may well have a second life beyond his days as a seventies pop culture icon.

Now who's going to play Oscar Goldman?

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Sunday, November 2, 2014

Alex Garland Ready For Annihilation

Screenwriter Alex Garland (28 Days Later, Sunshine, Dredd) will be directing an adaptation of Annihilation, the first book in Jeff VanderMeer's Southern Reach trilogy. Annihilation marks Garland's second time in the director's chair, following Ex Machina, Garland's debut about android intelligence.

Annihilation follows an expedition into a quarantined region of the United States called "Area X," a mysterious zone that has claimed the lives of all previous expeditions who have gone before, ending in mass suicides, cancer or a hail of self-inflicted gunfire.

VanderMeer wrote all three novels at once (Authority and Acceptance are written from different perspectives), which involve ecological anomalies and terrifying life forms.

Scott Rudin (No Country For Old Men, The Social Network) will produce for Paramount.

Friday, October 31, 2014

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween to all our friends, fiends, minions and monsters, both near and far! Embrace some make believe and bring on the screams!

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Five Star Review Focus!

Let's come down from the superhero clouds for a bit and take a look at some of the other new films that are making strong names for themselves.

I like to keep track of the reviews over at Empire, as they tend to have a pretty good first-take on new releases, while being very particular with their coveted five-star "Unmissable" rating.

Lately, Empire has given the five-star nod to three new pictures, one of which opens here in the states tomorrow:


Mr. Turner - From Topsy-Turvy director Mike Leigh, a biography of British painter J.M.W. Turner (Timothy Spall), contrasting his professional success with his personal turmoil and isolation.

The Babadook - A horror genre entry with genuine oomph about a nightmarish monster's visitations on a young boy and his family.

Nightcrawler - Opening Friday, a breakthrough performance from Jake Gyllenhaal about a Los Angeles loner's foray into the world of crime scene video journalism, it's a dark satire that's been mentioned in the same breath as Taxi Driver.

Not a cape or superpower in the bunch! These all sound pretty interesting, and at least a couple of them are bound to find their way into the pack at Oscar time. Keep your eyes peeled!

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Marvel Unveils Complete Phase 3 Plan!

...and what a plan it is! We only just got our first real taste of Avengers: Age of Ultron a few days ago, and now Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige has revealed the entire war plan of the ensuing nine movies that will unspool following next summer's Age of Ultron (May 1st, 2015) and Ant-Man (July 17th, 2015) - a sweeping strategy that extends out to May of 2019. Talk about a five-year plan!


Feige confirmed everything but the by now assumed casting of Benedict Cumberbatch as Doctor Strange, including the Mark Millar Civil War storyline as the title of the third Captain America film, which will pit Cap against Iron Man in a conflict over forced government registration of anyone with superhuman abilities.

Here's the rundown:

5/6/16 – Captain America: Civil War
11/4/16 – Doctor Strange
5/5/17 – Guardians of the Galaxy 2 – moved up from its previously announced July release date.
7/28/17 – Thor: Ragnarok – "Ragnarok" means the end of all things in Norse mythology. 
11/3/17 – Black Panther – Hugely cool, featuring the prince from the African nation of Wakanda
5/4/18 – Avengers: Infinity War Part 1 – The third Avengers chapter will be split into two parts and focus
on the ultimate threat to the universe by Thanos. 
7/6/18 – Captain Marvel – CM has had many iterations, but this one will be female Marvel Carol Danvers.
11/2/18 – Inhumans – A new galactic saga featuring super beings ruled over by Black Bolt.

5/3/19 – Avengers: Infinity War Part 1I 

WHEW! There you have it! That's a mighty intense counter-punch to the game-plan DC and Warner Brothers have announced. Marvel is clearly expanding their saga into a universe-spanning landscape that will allow them to tell stories on a much more cosmic scale. They're also confidently positioning new characters and responding to previous complaints of the lack of prominence for women and African Americans in lead roles. Two things are certain - with competing multi-film franchises involving characters from DC and the Star Wars universe, superhero stories aren't going anywhere...
...and it's going to be getting awfully crowded out there!

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

The Early Word on Interstellar...

The early reviews are making their way out on Christopher Nolan's ambitious science fiction saga, Interstellar. In this day and age, the higher a film's expectations, the more pundits stand poised to hurl barbs and furrow brows. Phrases like "flawed" and "near masterpiece" will abound, so detailed reviews are to be avoided like the plague, as there are bound to be many who feel entitled to discuss more than they should.
There is one review that might bear paying attention to - consider this excerpt from Scott Foundas' review at Variety: "...Interstellar reaffirms Nolan as the premier big-canvas storyteller of his generation, more than earning its place alongside The Wizard of Oz, 2001, Close Encounters and Gravity in the canon of Hollywood's visionary sci-fi head trips. Global box office returns should prove suitably rocket-powered."

We'll meet back here in a week or two to discuss, but by all accounts Interstellar cries out to be seen on the largest format screen you can find.

Monday, October 27, 2014

Florida Mom's Slippery Slope

What's the old saying about good intentions? The saga of "Florida Mom" (aka Susan Schrivjer "Meyers") and her quest to raise awareness about the evil of adult collector action figures has become a full-blown national media story, and illustrates a couple of things - it's a great example of how a single individual can harness social media to inflict change. It's also a good reminder of how fear and an opinion can sweep up thousands of others into agreeing with an agenda that tars one "parolee," while hundreds of other "escaped cons" frolic in its wake.
Florida Mom's ire and outrage involves the Mezco Toyz line of Breaking Bad figures, and their availability at retail giant Toys 'R Us. Her issue being that the figures are packaged with Crystal Meth and assorted drug-manufacturing accessories. That these figures were available in a toy store where children can see them was an affront to the values of parents and the retailer, so said FM, despite the fugures being clearly marked "15 and Up" and displayed in the adult collector aisle of Toys 'R Us.
 
So guess what? Toys 'R Us buckled like a belt. The retailer caved, and FM's 9,000-signature petition was enough to cause TRU to yank the figures from their shelves and their website, despite the media attention of Breaking Bad stars Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston, and a counter-petition from Action Figure Insider champ Daniel Pickett to keep the figures, that currently has over 53,000 signatures.
 
TRU has revealed a complete lack of character in this move, and Florida Mom's focusing on one lone feather of the entire bird is misguided at best. Because while the Breaking Bad figures are gone, you can go into the same aisle and still find plenty of Mezco's Sons of Anarchy figures,which evidently don't cause Florida Mom to lose any sleep. Because clearly the message here is that while the depiction of drugs is bad, depictions of gun-running outlaws, firearms or violence are perfectly reasonable. She had no issue with the Scarface Tony Montana figures, Texas Chainsaw Massacre figures, gore-splattered Walking Dead figures or any of the countless adult collector movie and TV depictions of violent characters that companies like Mezco, McFarlane or NECA have been selling at TRU for years. FM is evidently totally fine with the legions of violent videogames and tarted-up Barbie/Bratz objectification/role-model dolls for girls. That stuff's perfectly acceptable!
 
I'm a toy collector. I'm also the parent of a small child. Those two identities aren't in any kind of conflict, and there are thousands of similar enthusiasts across the USA and beyond. I've got Breaking Bad figures myself, and if I've got a beef with Mezco, it's their recycling of endless color variations in figure outfits, rather than diligently expanding the line (How may differently colored jumpsuited Jesse Pinkman figures does anyone need, all with the same expression?).
 
But it's my responsibility as a parent to shield my child from harmful imagery or negative depictions. If parents are letting their children run unsupervised into the (gasp!) adult collector aisle at TRU, maybe same parents should put down their phones and monitor what their children are doing.
 
I know plenty of moms (including my own wife) who aggressively advocate for, champion, and protect the rights, safety and well being of our children. I have nothing but respect and admiration for parents who take to social media to keep their children safe. In this day and age, we have to. The world is full of bad influences. But like adult content video games, these figures aren't displayed or sold to young children.
 
More importantly, if there's anything we need to truly be vigilant towards when it comes to our children's futures, it's being watchful against the knee-jerk impulse to ban things. To restrict the freedoms of everyone in the name of fear and protection. History teaches rather dramatically that that's a slippery slope. If one upset consumer can get big retailer to label products with a scarlet letter, and we see how quickly retailers flinch, then how hard will it be to start looking for other objectionable items that could threaten our youth? That should be removed or banned?
 
While this is definitely a First World problem and undoubtedly worthy of plenty of laughs, Florida Mom might be better served in directing her efforts to consider that the real epidemic that threatens our kids is the epidemic of school shootings and gun violence that claims the lives of so many of our nation's children each year. Instead of worrying about an accessory of blue plastic crystals, maybe we ought to be more concerned about the accessories that have triggers - and maybe let's worry about what's going on outside of the toy store for once.
 

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Ultron Pops Our Jaws Off!

Immediately monnikered as The Empire Strikes Back of superhero movies, the trailer for this darker, more dangerous sequel to The Avengers sent shock-waves of glee throughout the community of the faithful yesterday:

Mr. Whedon, you have our attention! The most delightful of surprises - a supposed leak that almost immediately got legit, Ultron himself looks like the villain of villains - the trailer's tone, backed by the most disturbing rendition of Pinocchio's "I've Got No Strings" is lethal and epic. We don't just get teased with Tony Stark's Hulkbuster suit, we get a full-reveal demo!

2015 is getting me so delirious with anticipation, I can hardly stand it.



Thursday, October 16, 2014

Now THAT's a movie trailer!!!

WOW! Just look at this footage from Ron Howard's In the Heart of the Sea. Just spectacular.
The cinematography by Anthony Dod Mantle (who's worked with Howard before) is simply jaw-dropping:

 

It's a true story, and the book by Nathaniel Philbrick is an amazing read.
This just moved up to the top of the list!

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Branagh's Henry V comes to blu-ray!

Kenneth Branagh fans, rejoice! On January 27th Shout! Factory is releasing Branagh's staggering adaptation of Shakespeare's Henry V on blu-ray.

If you've never seen Henry V, get ready - released in 1989, it was Branagh's directorial debut, and heralded the arrival of an actor-director combination to be mentioned in the same breath as Welles.

It's a visually stunning film and lends convincing grit to the horse and steel of its combat scenes. Emma Thompson, Ian Holm, Derek Jacobi and the great Brian Blessed round out the stellar cast. Branagh deliver's the Crispin's Day speech in such a way that you'll be ready to happily leap off the couch and follow him into battle.

Game of Thrones fans will eat this up and come back for seconds. If you haven't seen Henry V, it's up for pre-order on Amazon at a very reasonable price.

Now, soldiers, march away - and how thou pleasest God, dispose the day.

Monday, October 13, 2014

Drax does Bond!

Bond 24 has found their bad guy! In a particularly awesome bit of casting, Guardians of the Galaxy's Dave Bautista has signed onto the latest James Bond outing as the "physically imposing" bloke they've been looking for.

This is great news, as Bautista was a crowd-pleasing standout in Guardians, able to deftly move from comedy to carnage with the flexing of a bicep. He's got what it takes to help create the iconic henchman Sam Mendes and company have been looking for. "Spare me your foul gaze, woman!"