Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Fincher's dark winter: Lisbeth 2.0

Increasingly, we live in an age where the fresh voices of international filmmaking are encouraged to start taking steroids and “Get more American.” It’s not enough that a foreign film breaks through, finds an audience and is welcomed as a breath of fresh air. Nowadays it has to be “reimagined” for the broader appeal of the U.S. box office. You can’t leave potential revenue on the table. So we’ve seen films such as the Swedish Let the Right One In ($4 million budget) remade for American audiences and retitled in less complicated terms such as Let Me In ($20 million budget).


Niels Arden Oplev’s terrific Swedish production of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo was released in 2009, shot on a budget of $13 million. Now David Fincher has given us a Dragon Tattoo with a hefty $90-100 million budget, big stars and impressive production values. With 30 million copies sold and the first book ever to sell over a million digital copies, it was just a matter of time before someone took a crack at reinventing the wheel – but to do so in barely two years?

The production is terrific. Fincher is a master craftsman and after The Social Network and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button¸ Dragon Tattoo marks a return to the dark and chilly noirs that he’s best known for. Newcomer Rooney Mara makes a terrific Lisbeth Salander – haunted and antisocial. She has to carry the movie and carry it she does. She’s not quite as fierce as Noomi Rapace was in the original, but she does a remarkable job of conveying vulnerability, intellect and rage. Great casting. The rest of the cast is terrific as well, with Daniel Craig delivering a more haggard, world-weary character than his Bond persona. Fincher and screenwriter Steve Zaillian are faithful to the book and strive to be authentic to the sense of place evoked in Stieg Larsson’s novel. Zaillian has done a good job of adapting things – and even though his main change to the narrative is an economical, streamlining one at the end, the film still runs long by about 20 – 30 minutes. Once the real climax has been delivered, the wrap-up of the coda runs on a bit more than necessary. Fans of the books should find it interesting stuff. Clearly a much longer version was filmed, as actors such as Embeth Davidtz and The Killing’s Joel Kinnaman appear for mere hiccups onscreen.

Fincher rivals James Cameron for perfectionism, so it’s no surprise that the film feels incredibly real and immediate, moody and atmospheric. The locations are superbly utilized – the remote Swedish hillsides cut by silver trains; the perpetual cold and numbing snow; Lisbeth on her weathered but souped-up motorcycle. The details are fantastic and impeccably captured by Jeff Cronenweth. You’ll have to look hard to find a better-shot film out there. It almost feels black and white at times. Trent Reznor’s score dovetails perfectly with the editing to deliver the goods. Make no mistake – the R is deserved and readers of the book know to expect a brutal, graphic story. This is a movie for adults. But if you’ve seen Oplev’s version, you may find it’s all a little too familiar and too soon. It’s fascinating to compare two versions of the same story, made so closely together. If you’ve never seen the Swedish version, then run – don’t walk. You’re going to love what Fincher’s done here – and I mostly do, too.

But it’s symptomatic of where Hollywood is heading. When a visionary like Fincher is tackling remakes, we live in strange times. Forget the budget for a moment – we’re watching English-speaking actors in Sweden, playing Swedes – but speaking English with Swedish “accents.” Admittedly, it’s a device and you just have to go with it, like watching Brits play Russians in The Hunt for Red October.

I really liked The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and I think you will, too. I just hope the snows of history don’t bury Oplev’s original film, as it really deserves to be seen by a wider audience. And I really hope that in another year we’re not going to be served up a new version of Troll Hunter, starring Matt Damon and Jason Statham.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

An epic peek at Prometheus!

It's been quite a week for 2012 movie trailers! We've already feasted on Dark Knight Rises and The Hobbit. Now comes the showstopper - the first look at Ridley Scott's return to science fiction, Prometheus! This is the kind of epic scope that we seldom get treated to in science fiction.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Lobby alert -- first poster for Prometheus debuts


Here's a peek at the first official one-sheet for Ridley's Prometheus. It's the real McCoy. Delighted that this movie actually seems to be about something, with big themes. Am going to try as hard as I can to stay spoiler-free on this one, but another part of me is drooling at the hope that something shows up at Toy Fair this February. Ridley revisiting his roots just fascinates me, particularly if he goes on to do some other kind of Blade Runner movie, as it appears he will.

Does anyone else miss Starlog magazine? I can't help but wonder at the complete anticipatory joy they would be sending out right now! Those were the days...

Early reviews - get ready for a fire-breathing Dragon!

Entertainment Weekly just gave David Fincher's The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo an A. Not an A-minus, but an A.

Sounds like Fincher has a monster on his hands. The Christmas box office floodgates are about to open, with Sherlock Holmes - A Game of Shadows and Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol waiting in the wings. Tintin and War Horse not far behind. Here's hoping for a lot more A grades!

Friday, December 9, 2011

Rental Alert: Bridesmaids!

"Why can't you be more like Kahlua?" Wow, if you haven't seen Bridesmaids yet, spin this sucker up immediately. Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph lead a simply hysterical ensemble in what's got to be one of the funniest films in ages. An actual R-rated comedy with female characters. How about that? Easily as good as The 40 Year Old Virgin or Sideways, Bridesmaids is smart and raunchy and extremely well written. My wife was literally howling for a good uninterrupted 20 minutes. What a breath of fresh air. Bridesmaids will restore your faith that someone still knows how to make a real comedy. Highly recommended.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Who's Your U.N.C.L.E.? Nice going, Warner Brothers!

Was a little bummed when I heard that Steven Soderbergh had left The Man From U.N.C.L.E. shortly after George Clooney did. But sometimes there are second chances.

Guy Ritchie will be taking the helm of this reboot, having done so well with Sherlock Holmes for Warner Brothers. This also bodes well for casting and for keeping an edge to things.

From where I'm sitting, terrific news.

Monday, December 5, 2011

"They mostly come out on Ice...mostly." - It's ALIENS on Ice!!!

This may be the most inspired piece of lunacy you'll see for a while - it's Aliens on Ice.
Yes, it's Ripley, Newt...even the Queen, all on skates, courtesy of The Old Murder House Theater in Austin, Texas. Buzz, Woody, say your prayers.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Breaking news: March 6th = Game of Thrones on disc!!!

Finally! Rather than get it out in time for the holidays, HBO has decided to coordinate the DVD and Blu-ray release of Game of Thrones first season to coincide with the premiere of season 2 (tentatively in April), and will be releasing the first seaon box set on March 6th. Home video revenue will be a factor in the show's budget, so the channel has opted to deliver a deluxe presentation overflowing with high-end bonus content reminiscent of what New Line did for The Lord of the Rings Extended Editions. Feast your eyes:

Complete Guide to Westeros
“An interactive compendium of the noble houses and lands featured in season one.”

Making Game of Thrones
“An exclusive 30-minute feature including never-before-seen footage from the set and interviews from the cast and crew.”

Character Profiles
“Profiles of 15 major characters as described by the actors portraying them.”

Creating the Show Open
“An inside look at the creation of the Emmy-winning opening title sequence for Game of Thrones.”

From the Book to the Screen
“Executive producers David Benioff & D.B. Weiss, and author George R.R. Martin talk about the challenges of bringing Martin’s epic fantasy novel to life on HBO.”

The Night’s Watch
“An in-depth look at the unique order of men who patrol and protect the Wall, a 700 foot ice structure that separates the Seven Kingdoms from the darkness beyond.”

Creating the Dothraki Language
“An insightful glance into the comprehensive language created for the Dothraki people in Game of Thrones.”

Audio Commentaries
“Seven audio commentaries with Cast and Crew including David Benioff, D.B. Weiss, George R.R. Martin, Emilia Clarke, Peter Dinklage, Kit Harington, and more.”

BLU-RAY ONLY: ALL THE FEATURES ABOVE PLUS:

Blu-ray Complete Guide to Westeros
“An interactive compendium of the noble houses and lands featured in season one, PLUS 24 exclusive histories of the Seven Kingdoms as told by the characters themselves.”

In-Episode Guide
“In-feature resource that provides background information about on-screen characters, locations, and relevant histories while each episode plays.”

Anatomy of an Episode
“An in-episode experience that explores the creative minds and colossal efforts behind episode six, ‘A Golden Crown.’”

Hidden Dragon Eggs
“Find the hidden dragon eggs to uncover even more never-before-scene content.”

There’s no mention of deleted scenes from the series - but producers claim they used almost everything they shot, so the "Dragon" eggs may be of particular interest on this score.

Looks like this set is going to be well worth the wait!

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Catching up...

Back after a holiday hiatus!

Awards season is getting in gear, with silent film The Artist winning the New York Film Critics Circle. The black-and-white film from Michel Hazanavicius is rapidly becoming a front-runner, also leading with five Independent Spirit nominations. You gotta love that - six months ago, he was unknown and unpronounceable. Now he's threatening to eclipse Scorsese and Spielberg. Let the games begin.

Between mouthfuls of stuffing and cranberry sauce, I've managed to see a few things recently -

A Lonely Place to Die - This British stab at survival horror starts off promisingly with some fantastic outdoor action, echoing films like Eden Lake, Cliffhanger, The Descent and even Deliverance. Sadly, the second half is pretty pedestrian and severely boring, compared to what's come previously.

Melancholia- At first, I thought I hated this film, but it stays with you and has kept me thinking. While Kirsten Dunst's character was annoying the heck out of me, an awful lot of hindsight starts to sink in during the film's final act. Narcissism, deperession and the end of the world - I wish I'd been a lot less exhausted when I watched it, as there's a lot going on here and love it or hate it, you're not likely to be bored. See it and decide for yourself. It's available OnDemand. The post-movie discussions this film must provoke...!

There are very few "once in a lifetime" moments at the movies, but our family had the pleasure of experiencing one this weekend when we took our little boy to his very first movie ever, The Muppets. Being a Sesame Street fan, he was pretty much pre-sold, but The Muppets is a terrific breath of fresh air. Flight of the Conchords director James Bobin and Jason Segel bring enormous affection for the original show to a completely enjoyable and inventive family film that skews demographics. I'd have liked a bit less humans and a bit more Muppets when it comes to the musical numbers, but you owe it to yourself to see Jason Segel's rendition of "I'm a Muppet of a Man." Pretty amazing to have your little boy sitting on your lap, gazing up at Kermit and the gang. How nice that our beloved felt pals didn't disappoint.

And speaking of what's old becoming new again, in the frenzy of Cyber-Monday video mayhem, I would be remiss indeed if I didn't mention the at-long-last availability of The Six Million Dollar Man on DVD. Previously only available in an embarrassingly over-priced "complete series" set, Amazon now has individual seasons up for grabs - season 1 even includes the first three pilot movies!  It's been a long, long time since I've seen this fantastic slice of the Seventies and I can't wait!

Monday, November 21, 2011

Season 2 glimpse: A Game of Thrones (aka Clash of Kings)!!!

It's only an HBO promotional spot, but pretty exciting (and spoiler-free), for anyone else out there who's going through major withdrawal. Some tantalizing glimpses to be seen!


Friday, November 18, 2011

Tune in tonight! Last Fringe of the year!

Just a quick reminder that Fringe goes on fall hiatus after tonight's episode - the show will return after the holidays in mid-January 2012.


Don't be surprised if the show serves up a major cliffhanger to keep us on the hook.Fringe has been fascinating once again this year, always changing things. I'm still obsessing over that UFO lunchbox we saw a couple of weeks ago! A nod to Joshua Jackson's involvement in a new film version, or something more?



In other late-breaking news, Steven Soderbergh has walked away from The Man From U.N.C.L.E. reboot. Probably with good reason, too. When recent news had Channing Tatum up for the role of Napoleon Solo, it became clear that things were messed up beyond repair. I mean, that's like casting Shia LaBeouf as John Steed.

Another fascinating tidbit, Hugo star Asa Butterfield has been offered the lead in an adaptation of Orson Scott Card's Hugo Award-winning science fiction classic Ender's Game. Great news that this book may become a film. Marvel Comics has been doing a nice job of adapting the books into comic form. You can check out a preview here.

That's all for now - have a great weekend, everybody!

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Meet the Swede!

Hell on Wheels may still be finding its legs, but they've thrown down what may be the coolest new character on TV, with Christopher Heyerdahl's "The Swede."

Tall and otherworldly, The Swede is in charge of camp security for railroad boss Thomas Durant (Colm Meaney).    Imagine if Godfather II's young Vito Corleone had been played by Max Von Sydow instead of De Niro and you'll have an idea of how formidable The Swede is.

A genere vet of such productions as Stargate: Atlantis, Caprica and The Twilight movies, Hyerdahl steals the whole show. His monologue about internment at the infamous Andersonville military prison is absolutely riveting. You definitely want to check him out in this episode. Here's hoping The Swede become a major presence on this still very promising western saga. So far, so good!

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Tube-worthy

Time to find the thermometer and take Fall TV's temperature. Who's got a fever?

SONS OF ANARCHY - I'm not sure if the show has ever been better. This year is playing like it's a series finale and all bets are off. Things are so extreme right now and behaviors have grown so divisive that I literally have no idea how they'll manage to keep these characters together for another season. Way to raise the stakes, guys. I'm on the edge of my chair.


HOMELAND - Running wild in its first season and already renewed, Homeland is fascinating. One great big rotting onion of conspiracy layers and pseudo-truths, many a dangerous game appears to be in play and the cast and scripts are top-notch. 24 with brains and very addictive.


HELL ON WHEELS - The pilot owed a lot to Deadwood but it was creative, nicely staged and never dragged. Supporting players like Colm Meaney, Ted Levine and Tom Noonan keep the atmosphere ripe and authentic. Hoping they build momentum and pull this off. Much better than initial reviews would have you think.






THE WALKING DEAD - Uh, what blog are you reading, anyway? Post-Darabont Dead is dynamite and gets more intense each week. Superb series you are crazy not to watch.


FRINGE - Friday's episode was stupendous! The 4th season is going great guns and anything but predictable. Fringe goes on fall hiatus after this next Friday's episode then returns after the holidays in mid-January 2012. So you better drink your fill on the 18th!


AMERICAN HORROR STORY - Word has it this show is getting better, but I just got turned off by the pilot. Too depressing and smug to keep me tuned in.

PRIME SUSPECT - Loved, loved, loved this show at first. But it's almost like they decided to "fix" it when the ratings weren't strong enough. New "upbeat" and smile-filled opening credits, more emphasis on Jane's wacky gang of male fellow detectives - is this a Lowenbrau commercial? Lots of ham-fisted comedy and Jane's dad is all Eugene O'Neal Irish weepy now. He was cool at first! One more sprinting foot-chase of a suspect and I'm out of here. This show came out of the gate smart and unique. Now it's turning into non-dairy creamer. Reverse course, NBC!


GRIMM and WHITECHAPEL - Missed both of these and am thinking I need to revisit as word is strong on both these shows. Grimm is filmed right here in Portland, fer cryin' out loud! Sounds like it's got a cool tone and some interesting ideas. Whitechapel is on BBC America and is getting lots of attention for it's dark, London revisit of Saucy Jack's old stomping grounds in modern times. How did I miss that?!

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Apes big deal and hell on the range

When you star in a movie that makes $453 million, you figure they'll ask you back for more, but what about when you're unrecognizable and have virtually "no" dialogue? Never fear, as Andy Serkis just closed a hefty seven-figure deal to reprise his role of Caeser in sequels to Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Serkis had only been signed for the one movie, giving his reps some leverage in negotiating his return for future chapters of the ape takeover. Director Rupert Wyatt already had a sequel option as did screenwriters Rick Jaffa and Amanda Silver. Apes was one of the bright spots of the summer and left you screaming for a sequel like few movies in recent memory.

Fox says they will wage a Supporting Oscar campaign for Serkis, testing voters' acceptance of actors working in performance-capture roles. Serkis has been a true pioneer, with plans to open his own performance-capture school for actors.


And a quick reminder, AMC rolls Hell on Wheels out of the station tomorrow night at 10. It may not be Deadwood, but as a Western fan, I have to check it out. Fingers crossed...

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Bond in motion: Skyfall!

Up until now, "Bond 23" has just been Bond 23 - but now the title has been confirmed: Skyfall, which began filming today in London.

Javier Bardem will be the villain, Naomie Harris as a field agent, Albert Finney and Ralph Fiennes will all be joining Daniel Craig.

Somewhat surprisingly, director Sam Mendes revealed that Skyfall "...is its own story. It doesn't connect with the last two movies." Locations include Shanghai, Istanbul and Scotland.

Monday, October 31, 2011

No matter what scares you...

No matter what scares you, have a fantastic Halloween...!






Tuesday, October 25, 2011

News round-up...

Brian Grazer has been talking about The Dark Tower moving to HBO - HBO's not talking. Grazer claims he's shaved $45 mil off the overall budget to make the project more appealing to distributors.




After only 2 episodes, AMC has already green-lit a third season of The Walking Dead. The show has been phenomenal this season thus far. Sunday night's episode was compelling as hell.









Great news over on Fringe where fan-fave Jared Harris was recently spotted on the show's Vancouver set. This can only mean that David Robert Jones is somehow back. For that, I cannot wait!

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

TV report card

October is almost over, so it’s time to check in and make with the gut reactions to what I’ve seen so far on the new crop of shows – let’s start with the good news:

Prime Suspect – I was completely off here – this is one of the best new shows on TV, period. While it may be an Americanzation of the Helen Mirren series, Mario Bello’s Jane Timoney is a fantastic character and the ensemble of NY cops she works with, coupled with fantastic writing, makes Prime Suspect must-see viewing. There’s a repeat tomorrow, NBC/10:00, definitely check it out and prepare to be hooked. Great stuff.

Homeland – Another terrific surprise. Disclaimer: I’m not normally a Claire Danes fan. But she’s terrific here as a tightly-wound homeland security agent who thinks that a returning POW from Afghanistan is really The Manchurian Candidate. The problem is, she’s on powerful anti-psychotics and we’re not sure what’s real. A smarter 24, Homeland costars Morena Baccarin, Damian Lewis and Mandy Patinkin. On Showtime following Dexter, Sunday nights. Whether you DVR or wait for the discs, Homeland is a top-notch conspiracy paranoia thriller.

Sons of Anarchy –Talk about a return to form! After last season’s biker brogue, Sons is back on terra firma and kicking serious ass. It’s all character-driven mayhem and Clay Morrow is a much darker fellow this season. Secrets abound and the suspense has never been better. FX has already renewed them for a 5th season, so they must love where the rest of this season is going. Pulp awesomeness.

The Walking Dead – Admittedly we’re only one episode into season two, but I loved it. Record premiere numbers ran over 7 million viewers, up 38% from last year’s smash – a series high. Feels like they’ve taken the chain off, so look out! Love that cast and tone of this show. What’s NOT good is the recap program that follows, The Talking Dead. Smarmy host Chris Hardwick and his disturbingly animated Adam’s apple make snarky jokes with the likes of Patton Oswalt. A clever after-party this ain’t, fellas.

Fringe – So far, so good! Can’t say much without spoiling, so I’ll just say this show continues to thrill – great performances and surprises.

Dexter – Starting a little slow, but feeling like a good year. Need to see more Edward James Olmos, but the writing is sharp and things seem promising. After Breaking Bad, Dexter actually feels a little tame in comparison now!


Now, the bad news:

Terra Nova – Wow, that was one bad pilot. Other than Stephen Lang, those generic characters just don't grab me. Too many freshly-scrubbed teens. It also feels like they're really trying to copy the vibe of Lost, with the cliff markings acting as their version of the numbers. I would have been content to just roll with it, being a huge dino fan, but the CGI has been sub-par. To be fair, have not gone back since the pilot.

American Horror Story – Just too weird. Not scary, just odd and uncomfortable. Jessica Lange is a hoot, but it feels like this one is too depressing to stick with on a regular basis. You True Blood fans will probably love it.

Person of Interest – Isn’t.

Pan Am – Eesh. Painfully overt attempt to ape Mad Men with a weirdly synthetic and completely unconvincing depiction of the sixties. Howlingly awful characters and teeth-cracking dialogue. Barbie’s Glamour Jet is more convincing.

See you on the couch!

Saturday, October 15, 2011

"It wants to hide inside an imitation..."

The creature in The Thing imitates the people it kills, but it's just a copy, it's not really them. Just as this new version of the story that calls itself a prequel is in reality just a remake - an almost note-for-note restaging of John Carpenter's 1982 sci-fi horror classic.

Carpenter's movie was perceived at the time as a disaster, having the misfortune of opening just two weeks after E.T., The Extra-Terrestrial. The audience at the time, giddy in love with Steven Spielberg's Reeses Pieces-gobbling cutie, reacted like they'd been offered a bowl of upchuck, and stayed away in droves. Universal even fired Carpenter from the movie he was about to direct, Stephen King's Firestarter. But then home video came into being and the movie found a rabid following. Now it's considered one of the greatest horror films of modern times.

Dutch director Matthijs van Heijningen Jr. is clearly one of those fans. So much so that he's essentially made the same movie Carpenter did, recycling many of the earlier film's moods and key sequences. It's designed to be a prequel, letting us in on what happened to the Norwegian base that we saw after the fact in Carpenter's movie. Evidently nearly the exact same thing happened to them, too.

Which is not to say this is a bad movie, as it's much better than some of the reviews out there lead you to believe. It's well directed, the cast is good and the effects (largely CGI here) are convincing, though nowhere near as revolutionary as Rob Bottin's work in the 1982 version. While they give us the Norwegian camp, several of the main characters are Americans, visiting the Norwegian base. Uh...huh. You'd think given the popularity of all things Stieg Larsson and a Dutch director that Americanizing things wouldn't have been necessary, but think again. Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Death Proof) is Science Officer Ripley-- I mean a paleontologist, hired by the Norwegians to help unearth the titular critter. Evidently they don't teach paleontology in Norway. She quickly begins to fear the worst, along with an American helicopter pilot.

Things chug along nicely, there are some very effective sequences and some decent shocks. The location work is awesome and the film has a realistic and moody sense of design. It's keeps you engaged and never fumbles the ball. There's a very inventive twist on the infamous blood test sequence in the Carpenter film. I won't spoil it here, but it was clever and realistic - it doesn't stand up to scrutiny, but I bought it while watching the movie.

I'm not sorry I saw The Thing, I even really enjoyed parts of it. These guys did a good job. But you're left with a feeling of "What's the point?" It really is just a remake - getting dressed up in dad's clothes. At the end of the day it's a pretty good imitation of John Carpenter's movie. But it's still an imitation - and isn't fear of imitation really what the movie's supposed to make us scared of?

Friday, October 14, 2011

Reminder: The Dead return this Sunday!!!

Forget ye not, the coolest show on television returns this Sunday, with the special 90 minute premiere of The Walking Dead on AMC. We get a full run of 13 episodes this season. Frank Darabont may be gone but it's hard to find a more committed team of actors and writers who truly want to deliver the best show possible. Comic creator Robert Kirkman continues to be very involved as a producer of the show and early word on the scripts is that this season may very well surpass the first in terms of suspense, mayhem and all out quality. One look at that farm in the poster gives comic readers an idea of where we may be heading. Will we finally get to meet Michonne this season? Todd McFarlane action figures are in stores and fans are foaming at the mouth for another helping of the one show on TV that should come with tranquilizers. Don't miss it.

A special howdy to any of you out mingling at New York Comic-Con this weekend! I'm definitely with you in spirit.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

PSA for all you dads!

It's important to know when it's time to have "the talk..."

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Escape to Alcatraz

Sometimes when you finally get to do something you've always wanted to, there's the potential for it to disappoint. Not this time. San Francisco is an amazing place, but visiting Alcatraz, the most notorious island prison in American history, was an unforgettable experience. The Rock is easily visible from shore.


A short ferry ride from Pier 33 and it looms up before you. You feel like you're about to set foot on The Island of Doctor Moreau, or some lost Nazi experimental compound.


Because it's a National Park, great care has been taken to leave much of the facility exactly as it was when it closed down in the early sixties. It was a Civil War prison, back in the 1800's, before becoming the one basket meant to hold all the rotten eggs.


It has an eerie feeling to it. Even though fierce winds rip across it from the bay, the place has a strange quiet, broken occasionally by the fog horn echoing across the water.


The guard tower still looks down, ever vigilant.



Many of the outbuildings are in ruins - this was the Warden's house...




...but the prison itself is in remarkably solid shape. It's a strange feeling to step inside...


First, the showers...



Be careful with the soap.



"Welcome to Broadway..."





All the comforts of home.




Three square meals a day...


A well-stocked kitchen...


One of the most amazing placed is the exercise yard. Immortalized in Clint Eastwood's Escape from Alcatraz (which actually filmed there), the massive concrete steps of the "bleachers" where your status determined where you sat. It's a large, open, windswept space. It was very empty the day we went there. You feel like someone's watching you.


I had the priviledge of getting to sit on those steps - a real treat.



"D Block," where they kept the worst of the worst. D Block contained the isolation cells. "The Hole" was for the most dangerous and violent convicts, kept locked in there 24 hours a day, often in total darkness.



What madness and desperation must have happened in here.


Even Big Al did time on The Rock.



While no one can say for sure, some men did escape - at least, they were never found again. The bay is brutally cold and full of sharks. But some men tried anyway and were never seen again.


Frank Morris was one of three men who used spoons to dig their way out behind the air grills. They even fashioned dummy heads to leave in their bunks, so the guards thought they were still in their cells, sleeping late...


Eastwood played Morris in Escape from Alcatraz. 


I like to think he made it...


If you ever get the chance, don't miss Alcatraz - there's nothing like it.